Will and I almost killed a man today and BBQ’d him in our special Texas / Florida redneck fashion. True story.

Do you drive this car in the Los Feliz area of LA?
Do you use tanning beds too much?
Do you have a perfectly groomed old bro beard?
Do you use too much hair gel/GHB?
Do you insist on driving down neighborhood streets at 45+ MPH?
If you answered yes to everything above - please know, I hate you.