Brainstorming Session with Nigerian Spammers
“Here’s what I’m thinking - we use their email name IN the email body! Genius putting the email into their souls will surely bring us their filthy money!”
Writers Room for a Telenovela Before the Finale’
“So Gloria, now reincarnated as the bull and the love scene with her ex-lover/Doctor, now matador, is going to be tricky with the censors - but if we put him in a bumble bee outfit, we should be fine.”
The Obama Reaction Room During the Palin Announcement
“Okay, seriously? Like Alaska Palin? Really? Really. Hmm. Hey, Tom, we ran out of soy milk again! He is like the worst intern ever.”
My Birth The Day My Parents Found Out They Were Pregnant With Me
“So, about going to Jamaica this Spring … I’m not going to be able to drink any RU-umm. Well that’s too bad, they’re sort of known for the local spirits they pour. Bill, I’m pregnant.”
Creative Meeting for Joe’s Jeans Ad Campaign
“Two words: Naked butts. Team: I think we’ve got a winner. Yea. Great idea. Oh wow. My mind’s blown. A really nice butt right? Oh totally. OH ok, great.”
