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Manly March

ha.  brilliant. 

syntheticpubes:

A couple years ago, some guys, including my friends and I, started doing this little thing with the month of March. Much fun has been had as a result.

So far, we’ve got this going in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and San Diego. I’d like to see it spread further. Much further.

Here are the rules for Manly March:

1. No complaining whatsoever
2. No shaving¹
3. No turning down social invitations²
4. Slay chicks³
5. Ask yourself “What would Beowulf do?” in all situations not covered by the preceding four rules

Now go. Spread the word.

¹: Especially not the chest or undercarriage, you goddamn metros.
²: Bar crawls, parties, road trips, potlucks, time share pitches, high tea, etc.
³: Flirt with anything not six feet underground. Learn new jokes, wink at every woman, read that ridiculous book by the ninny in the floppy hat and goggles if you have to.