Frangry has a new project called MyFreaks - it’s hilarious … really.
In a nutshell she posts the creepy messages she gets from guys on myspace.
My favorite part of the guy below is the whole sunflower line.
Why? Because it works.
I get more tail by comparing my flaws, to sunflowers, to strangers online, then on the whole with my roofie-colada spritzers.
NB: His profile features classical music. It’s like something straight out of a psycho-slasher movie.
Frangry’s most recent myfreak message below:
Subject: hey, don’t read me
Body: Hey, you do not know me. I do not know you, but after just browsing on here instead of doing the work I should be doing, I came across your page. You are somewhat off the wall, and I like that. So to make a long story short… recent developments have put me on a mission to make new friends. Not just “myspace friends”. Out of the 90 or so friend I have on myspace, I know each and everyone of them personally or at the least have met once through another friend. People are often confused when I present myself. I am just a normal guy with my virtues and my flaws. Flaws are just a part of nature, everyone has their flaws. Think of sunflowers. On first glance they seem to be a mistake by the gods, so irregular and uneven, rough to the touch, but once meditated upon, they memorize you as they constantly are leaning towards the sun, as if in unison praising the gods for their masterful creation. Even on an evolutionary scale, are we just another step to the ultimate beings, are we collectively striving to be come these very gods. I know this may seem as an irregular way of introducing myself, but I am a firm believer of being myself. As it says in my about me on my profile: “there are a lot of things in life that you will never understand, but you have to have faith and accept them; I sometimes find it difficult to access my reality, sometimes I confuse myself. but I do always know that I can be only be what I can be best, myself. So in the end, after reading through the philosophical mumbo jumbo, are you interested in becoming an acquaintance. not just an impersonal “myspace friend”?
Call, text, write back, do nothing. You have the power to make your own decisions.
Greg
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p.s. you didn’t listen did you? i had an idea you wouldn’t
