Speed dating it is. (they still might be the funniest part of my day)
Still one of the funniest parts of my day. I need to find speed dating in LA from the looks of the email exchange below.
Just kidding mom.
Seriously though, does anyone have recommendations?
See below to find out how Michelle bamboozled her way into a free evening of being hit on by impotent err impatient men, she says:
There will be a full report tomorrow, or whenever I get around to it. Will bring camera and snacks.
For your enjoyment now:
Michelle to daniel Do you still have seats available?
daniel to me
Hi Michelle,
We underestimated how popular the free invite would be! I’m afraid at this time we don’t have any spots left, but we will let you know as soon as we can if that changes.
Thanks for responding.
regards,
Daniel
Michelle to daniel
Daniel,
I put out on the first date, so that means I could potentially be having sex with 12 men tomorrow night. Does that change your mind? Eh, probably not.
-Michelle
daniel to me
OK, you win a spot for being funny (not because of your promise of putting out…)!
By the way, does the “eh” make you Canadian, or a New Zealander like myself?
Anyway, please just confirm you’d still like the spot, and I’ll register you now.
Michelle to daniel
yes please!
…what should I wear?
daniel to me
Hi Michelle,
Glad you can make it - your e-mail won you a spot ahead of other women who were not as willing to put out. You’ll get a confirmation e-mail shortly.
The one thing we ask our free guests is to please please not mention to anyone that you’ve been comped, as it only makes paying guests cranky…
And, if something comes up that means that you can’t make it, please give me a call on (bleep).
In answer to your question, just wear whatever you would normally wear on a night out with friends to a bar or restaurant.
Enjoy the event!
Michelle to daniel
cheerleader outfit it is.
are you going to be one of my “dates”? God I sound desperate, at least I have speed dating to look forward to.
yours truly,
Michelle
